Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!

"Ah, music. A magic far beyond all we do here!" Albus Dumbledore

i-am-momo-senpai:

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

enchantedsnail:

punksexandshit:

ceaseless-reverie:

50shadesofgaylinson:

What do strippers do when they’re on their period

What do female astronauts do when they’re on their period

what do homeless women do when they get their period

what did tribeswomen do when they got their period

what do fictional characters do when they get their period

We never even solved the first one

They still strip! And there have been studies that show that their pheromones are more potent during their menstruation so they get more tips!

(Source: littleladylouis, via myhonestimpression)

arewefadingout:

videohall:

Wait a second, am I tripping balls?

HELP I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING

(via sass-master-jack-frost)

kingcheddarxvii:

I queued this in December I’ve been waiting six months

(Source: tropius, via sass-master-jack-frost)

where-is-my-top-hat:

*yells* CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SO-O-O-ON

*kneels* THERE’LL BE PEACE WHEN YOU ARE DO-ONE

*lies face-down on the floor* LAY YOUR WEARY HEAD TO RE-E-E-EST

*curls up, whispers* don’t you cry  no  more

(via standardwhore)

vinebox:

worst pain imaginable

(via sass-master-jack-frost)